glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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