you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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