the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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