nut hugger
I cockslap morals
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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