If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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