How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
