i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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