WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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