she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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