By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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