Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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