i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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