after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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