You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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