Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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