I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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