i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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