Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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