There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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