So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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