If i come over, it means nothing
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
two words...techno handjob
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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