I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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