No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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