i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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