So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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