brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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