honey bunches of taint.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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