Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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