i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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