Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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