he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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