Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
