I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
