What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Congratulations! We have a period
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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