wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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