im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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