u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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