I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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