Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
why is half of my head shaved?
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