Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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