Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
