i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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