We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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