And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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