You're my little dorito
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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