Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
