We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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