I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
im on a boat
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