i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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