There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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