if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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