super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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