oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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