I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize